Cats stuck in things
-THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID.
Cats are not a solid they are a fluid
(via hatakemykakashi)
I'm different and a bit freaky, but this is the general idea of the workings of my inner mind. If you dare send something into my inbox.
Cats stuck in things
-THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID.
Cats are not a solid they are a fluid
(via hatakemykakashi)
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
Was hercules junk so small that didn’t hang under his skirt?
(via demented-zone)
(via demented-zone)
HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE
WELL IF THIS ISN’T SUPER WHO, I AM AN ELEPHANT
“There’s someone on the other side of this wall…and they’re not in this house.”
Ok.. but.. wow. It’s not even just a crack… IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME SHAPED CRACK.
(via agtwilliambrandt)

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
(via fetusleader)

me at the end of the school year.
me since middle school
(via lostinapapertown)
im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes
i’ll be the bad guy
i’ll be your girlfriend
I’ll be the butler
I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.
(via fetusleader)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via jujucorn)
So this just happened on Facebook.
aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS
THANK
rape apology SMACK DOWN
(via potstickerdumpling)
imagine being trapped on a deserted island
no signs of getting home any time soon
no methods of communication
no idea where you are
but your favorite character is there with you
we’d fuck
the end
i like the way you think
(via agtwilliambrandt)